Once upon a time, there was a little house and all round the house was a beautiful garden and down at the bottom of the garden was a place where the man who worked in the garden left his things while he went in the house to have his dinner. 

One day when he'd gone into the house to have his dinner he left behind an old glue pot, some seed boxes and some packets of seeds. There were other things lying about, some flower pots, two little ones, two middle sized ones and two great big ones and just behind the two big flower pots was a little weed. "weeeed weeeeed" said the little weed and there they all were lying quietly in the sunshine.

.The little weed looked all about her and when she saw that everything was quiet she knocked gently on the two big flower pots and said "weeeed weeed" and slowly out of the flower pots came the flower pot men. First out came their little faces, smiling all over, then their little hands with big garden gloves on. They both turned around and saw each other, "oooh flobalobalob" said one, "ooh flobalobalob" said the other in their special way of talking to each other.  

Then they said hello to the little weed in their flower pot way of talking and the little weed laughed and said "weeeed" and the flower pot men thought she meant that someone was coming so they popped back into their flower pots again and all was quiet and drowsy in the sunshine again and the little weed stayed inbetween the flower pots and said nothing. After a time one of the flower pot men thought "surely there's nobody about" and he popped his head up for a minute to have a look round. Then the other flowerpot man thought surely there's noone about and he popped his head up to have a look round and they went on like this for a very long time. Then some long haired moron yanked Bill & Ben out of their pots and smoked them at a Jimmy  Hendrix concert.

Ah yes, Bill & Ben, The Flower Pot Men and their little friend, Weed. If only Round-Up had been invented back then......