News:
On todays update:
In my last will and testiment I shall leave this site to Tuna, as well as my collection of cabbage.
Shit Happens
Knights of Camelot
World Around Igby
3dmmers United Monthly Magazine - #1
(4/11/04)
Another update brought to you by the fish known only as Tuna.
Chain of Events
Dee Boned
Ghost in the Shell
Killing Ramza Brave
Ninja Guy Dan
Pirates
Teach Me A Lesson
(3/15/04)
Quick update brought to you by Tuna.
Skitzophrenia
(2/08/04)
I'll try and update tommorow with a few reviews. Or most likely I'll just review requested movies from now on and update the site with any new Nuts 3 info when I can. This site just doesnt get visted enough to warrent a update per week, or even an update every two weeks.
Sure, I know, I dont "advertise" the site.... mostly because I always saw it as just an archive for reviews and who would be interested in that besides a review of that persons own movie?
As it stands now, Nuts 3 looks like its ready for a June release this year as well. But dont hold me to that, I always add much more stuff than I originally planned in the first place.
(1/17/04)
Well, this update is brought to you by Tuna with my one review of Shit Happens. Ive also decided to stop updating the Nuts 3 Progress section because its becoming difficult to keep track of all the stuff I do with Nuts per week (dont read to deeply into that you sick bastards).
Another Evil Empire
Death Wish
Fight for Awesomeness
Groctor Gruff 3
Maybe Next Year
Mr. Smiley Eats a Peanut
Random Killin'
Redux
Regime of Terror
Shit Happens
Sniper at Andres De La Hoz's HQ
Xmas 2003
(1/06/04)
I forgot to mention Ive released the GITS DVD extra's, its not much though.
(1/04/03)
First update of 2004, alright! Woohoo! Yeah! Well, with that out of the way lets get on with the small update. Also, I know I told you Jeff that I'd review Poop Happens but...its... late....and...and Im tired. I'll try and do a update later in the week if I get around to reviewing it but most likely it will be up by next sunday.
Redux
The Sniper and Andres De La Hoz's HQ
Updated Movie Awards Section
(12/15/03)
Nothing special, just a new screen shot from Nuts 3 that shows part of the underground city of "Keerikon". Seems like this is turning into a Nuts 3 progess site than a review site.....hmm.....
Updated Yearly...er... I mean Weekly Shots Section
(12/1/03)
Im trying to stick to a once a week update qouta like last year for updates. Its hard, 3dmm is in one of its yearly dry spells again with the yearly "Im leaving" posts. Course, when I leave I'll just call it "retirement" and just post a message on this website. Come to think of it there was a time I thought of retiring.... when was that? Well, right after GITS was released, yep, I was going to post like a 3 paragraph good bye message on this site.
So what stoped me? Isnt it about time for me to go the way of Will and Pikios? Does anyone care? Am I just typing this to fill up space so it looks like a decent update? The world may never know. Anyway, I decided not to retire because....well.... I have no freakin idea honestly.
Well with that out of the way, on with the crappy update!
Updated Nuts Progress Section
Also, Ive been thinking about adding some Nuts 3 content soon to the site. Something for those of you who visit the site (yeah, thats right, Im talking to all 3 of you).
(11/23/03)
An astounding, amazing update today with the marking of this update happening just one week after the last one. I know! Its amazing! Its like Im back in 2001? Anyway, half this updates reviews are brought to you by Tuna with me holding my own with one single review! Anyway, turns out my cdrom was acting up with VGN2 and it works now...and.... and Im tired all of a sudden.
Video Game Nightmare 2 (Reviewed Twice)
Updated Links Section
Updated NUTS 3 Progress Section
Updated Anime Advisor Section
(11/16/03)
Well I was going to review that Yeti film and VGN2 but they require the expansion packs..... anywho with GITS released I can finally start on Nuts 3 again. This update is brought to you by Tuna though you know since he's starting his TunaFilms again Im not sure how many more will come. So I guess I've got to get off my ass and finnaly get the expansion packs? Who knows!
Stranger 4
Yeti & Squidworth's Halloween Nightmare
(9/28/03)
This weeks update is the ussual small update, nothing new to add at the moment.
Invasion of TEKALNUS IV: GE
Mr.Green
Rudolph the Red
Stranger 4
Updated NUTS 3 Progress Section
Updated Movie Awards Section
(9/14/03)
Suddenly its like Im transported back to 2000 with the ammount of reviews Im uploading to the site. Sure they're mostly done by Tuna but I managed to squeeze some in there, and hey, its the thought that counts right?
Adrenaline
Beware of Dog
Daddy's House
Death and Guns
Groctor Gruff
Groctor Gruff 2
Johnny Knocker
Pointless Gustave Action
Remember 2002
Replay
Scouts
The Masters
(8/24/03)
Well, for some reason Ive decided to update the site at around 12:58 this sunday morning. Why? Who the hell knows! Anyway, Im trying to transfer my movies to this sites web space due to Travis shutting down the movie archive. Its to bad, because I wanted to ask him about a program that makes Win XP slow down 3dmm to the slower speeds. I was also hoping for him to make XP put 3dmm in the whole screen rather than a window.
The two things mentioned above are the only thing stopping me from working on 3dmm. I cant work on GITS or NUTS until I can slow down 3dmm in XP. With the window, I dunno, I guess its more of a familiarity problem because I just cant work on 3dmm when its in a window. Another thing to mention is that Ive received about 50% of the voices for GITS so far.
Im sure over the course of the week I'll find someone with the programs I need, if not I'll just post on the board to display my ignorance in dealing with 3dmm's problems in XP. =)
Edit: My ICQ number is 105418535, my old listings are gone so people just need to message me once for me to add them.
(6/22/03)
Couldnt get alot done these past weeks, mostly from work and the rest.....welll..... I wont go there girl friend. I also renewed my subscription for this site for another year which was around 80 bucks. Anywho, the small update.
Updated NUTS 3 Progress Section
(6/15/03)
More old reviews from the fish himself and an update to the NUTS 3 Progress section. Nothing much more to add really...... I swear.... if Tuna wasnt contributing reviews these would be crap updates. Or should I say "poop"?
I'll try and review for next update....course the last few attempts ending in errors because I dont have the expansion pack is a turn off.
Moocher Will
Lonely Planet
Kinda Screwd 2
Second Chance
Updated NUTS 3 Progress Section
(6/1/03)
This updates reviews are all brought to you by Tuna... old reviews Im told from when he was running the Deadly Fish Tank. What surprised me the most was he gave Blue Cactus an award....did anyone understand that movie? Thanks to Tuna, this update has been saved. Go Tuna!
In other random news to fill up this space; I managed to stumble onto a link that lead a StarWars fan film called "Troops", a parody on "COPS" that had me laughing my booty off. Watch it HERE
By The Waters of Babylone
Blue Cactus
Hard to Kill
Two Stupid Jerks 7
Updated Movie Awards Section
Updated Movies to Avoid Section
Updated NUTS 3 Progress Section
(5/24/03)
Forget I posted that. It seems Im starting to get my fathers traits of impatience and memory loss. =D
Anywho, NUTS is a different story, I know it will come out simply because Taco and Cheeze have put work into it and thats motivation enough for me to finish it. I'll put the movie at 50% complete but that should go up considerably with 3 people working on it.
In other news, the preview I released on the Nuts Series, any webmaster visiting this site can put it on their site if they want to. Its a given for me that you can use anything on this site since its on the net and out of my control, but people still ask anyway. =)
Bobo Ep 1 (As Requested)
Updated Anime Advisor Section
Updated Nuts 3 Progress Section
(5/04/03)
Well I didnt get to do everything I wanted to do before the update but here it is. I was going to review that Body Count competition but the file seemed corrupt...or it needed that damned Doremon expansion pack. I really wish people would post if you needed the expansion pack..... doubtful I'll download anything else unless they post If I'll need it or not.
I also got an email from Andres saying to review his "crap", meaning his first and second compilation and LOTF. Yet again I ran into the corrupted file issue when I tried to watch LOTF....think I'll add the expansion pack to the rules for submission. Hmmm.....
Lastly, for those who visit the site Ive decided to release a new preview of the NUTS series. It can be downloaded here: Nuts Preview Its the only preview of Nuts Ive released since 2000...or was it 99....hmmm.... anyway, enjoy! =D
Andres Compilation 1 and 2
Released Nuts Preview
Updated Download Section
Updated Anime Advisor Section
Updated NUTS 3 Progress Section
Updated Site Info Section
(4/20/03)
Todays update brings you the ussual small amount of content with one small difference. That difference being well....I'll anounce it later in a few weeks because Im not sure yet how Im going to use "it".
Space Station Alpha
Updated NUTS 3 Progress Section
Updated Movie Awards Section
Updated Anime Advisor Section
(4/06/03)
Its late sunday evening....even later because of the cursed daylight savings. Kinda tired to, yep.
WTDA:CE (As Requested)
Updated NUTS 3 Progress Section
(3/24/03)
A little late but ehhhh.... 3 reviews, and a new section for NUTS 3.
MOS 2
The Souls
Slightly Confused (As requested)
New Section: NUTS 3 Progress
(3/09/03)
Another small update this week as I review a movie and update a section. Woho! I tell ya the good times are back baby, yeah! In other news I'll be working twice as much next week at my job since its spring break and all.......but I'll get time off the week after so a possiblity to work on 3dmm? Who knows.
Date Rape (As requested)
Updated Links Section
(2/23/03)
This week I bring you a new section called "Fan Art"..er... well there
isnt much art to show but Im running short on ideas for the site. Anyway Tuna decided to get up off his ass and....well fish dont have asses but ....anyway he did a review, go Tuna!
Power Play (As requested)
Simulated Evil
Updated Fan Art Section
Updated Movie Awards Section
(2/09/03)
Nothing to write home about, just updated the weekly shots section..... well.....more like the "yearly shots" section.
Updated Weekly Shots Section
(1/27/03)
Well, first update of the new year and its a little update to say the least. One thing I'll try and do is update once a week again, but no promises. Anywho, on with the update:
Ninja Gaiden
Doom 2: The Awakening
Updated Movie Awards Section
Updated Movies to Avoid Section
Why no, no I didnt use Garden instead of Gaiden...... geeee how do these rumors get started?
(11/20/02)
Just updating to say I didnt die or anything......yeah, I'll update on sundays when I have something to update with.
(10/27/02)
Updated Upcoming Movies Section
(10/13/02)
I updated, yep, sure did.
It All Started On Wills Birthday
Added Upcoming Movies Section
Updated My Movies Section
Updated Movie Awards Section
(10/06/02)
Alright! 3 reviews! Woho!
Retrospection
Red Meets Pikios
Death of the Newbie
(9/29/02)
Taken down the "ehem" movie thingy, currently Im working on three movies and one is in the "works".... meaning its being run through my mind and I jot things down on how I want the movie to proceed. After that Im not sure, I think I may retire after that...who knows.
About the reviews, Ive seen alot of peoples movies like Death of the Newbie and Retrospection but I just dont feel like writing reviews at the moment. Now, I could force myself to write them but I dont think the directors want a "forced" review from me. Basically it will be short......much shorter than the short reviews I already write... "cough"....... anyway, I like updating the site and all its just the review part I dont feel like doing.......TUNA! :D
I'll see if I can add a few more sections and other surprises to the site in the coming weeks...... possibly even reviews. "gasp"
(9/23/02)
Ive uploaded the scene from Nuts 3, its titled "Forest Attack". It can be found in the "My Movies" section.
Updated Anime Advisor
Updated My Movies Section
(9/15/02)
Good god why the hell haven't I reviewed anything? Cant I take a few damn minutes just to type up a review of a movie? No! Im a shellfish bastard! Ive also gone without sleep for 24 hours but that's another story. Anyway, I'll see if I cant add some reviews sometime this week and maybe even upload a scene from Nuts 3 since its been what, over a year? I think its time I show something from it as Ive gotten tired of not releasing anything for....lets see......nine months? If I do upload it, its only gonna be available for a week to download.
Updated Movies to Avoid Section
Updated Anime Advisor
(9/01/02)
Well Ive heard about the Doremon expansion pack and I'll try and download it sometime. But as for now this site will not review any Doremon 3dmm movies since all that seems to comming out now is peoples first movies with Doremon. When Doremon's expansions are used in a movie rather than a 30 second "funneh" clip then I'll start accepting them at this site. Untill then, unless its reviewed by someone else this site is only reviewing 3dmm movies....oh and when I can find a damn server that supports "resumeing" for my 56k.
I should have Tuna's new movie reviewed as well by next update and since AOL is acting up tonight I'll add peoples other stuff next update.
(8/25/02)
Updated the links section and Movies to Avoid section. Im not to motivated to review movies since nothing big seems to be comming out.....why hasnt "Space Station Alpha" come out already? Hmmmm? Anyway, I see that 3dmm.com is down again..... maybe we should have a designated backup board thats always opened just incase 3dmm.com goes down for a day.
The End
(8/18/02)
Just updated the links section.
(8/12/02)
With todays update I bring you a new movie directed by well.... me! Yes, yes its not anything special or anything its a movie about my movies and what Ive made over the years. Now you get to find out why I have a screaming rat in the "Planet Production" intro for every movie I do, yay? Anyway, I did it since everyone else seems to be doing it and I also added something extra to this release as well. So if you havent seen any of my movies or just want to know what I made before NUTS then download ASAP bitch! =P
Aftermath
All by Myself
Freestyle Kung Fu
The Long Short Chase Sequence 2
Zombie 4
Updated My Movies Section
Updated Movies to Avoid Section
(7/07/02)
I lied, muahaah!....er..... well I just updated the My Movies section.
(6/30/02)
Ive decided to take about a month off from the site, I may update sometime if I feel like it...... but for now Im just gonna take some time off. If any members send in reviews I'll update the site....so then am I really taking time off then? Gah, who knows. I guess as far as "my" contribution to the site goes Im taking off. 3dmm wise, I'll continue to work on the two movies Ive been working on. I should be on ICQ monday as well, and that goes for every week, if not on monday than most likely Wensday.
So after about a month check back here on August 3rd for the return of weekly updates.
(6/16/02)
Todays update is brought to you by the movie "Ginger Snaps" where a girl named "Ginger" just plain snaps after being bitten by a wolf man thing. Ive also been able to add a new section thanks to Travis, a "My Movies" section. Something Ive always wanted to do but never had the space to do so. If it doesnt show up just come back in an hour, the navigation editor takes alot longer to "update" to the website than anything else here at homestead. Ohhhhhh, and the rent now to have a homestead site has been bumped up from my 25 dollars last year to about 64 this year. Is it worth it to keep the site going? Im not sure, time shall tell. In other news I'd like to welcome Joey Cosmos to the reviewing team here at Review Central.
All By Myself
DWW - Raw is War
Litterbug 1
Updated Members Section
Updated Movies to Avoid Section
Added My Movies Section
(6/09/02)
Slight update this week, in other news Ive completed yet another batch of scenes for GITS. And umm... thats about it.
Holy Poop its Christmas
Updated Movies to Avoid Section
(6/02/02)
Whats this?! Is Red slipping in his weekly updates?! Say it aint so!!.......... well not really "slipping" per say I just dont have anything to review at the moment. Seems to be another one of those yearly dry spells the 3dmm community likes to go through. Anyway, still working on my movies and I'll see if I can add a few more sections untill this dry spell is over.
(5/19/02)
I see 3dmm.com is down.....not sure what thats all about...hmmmm.... maybe we need some sort of backup board? Anyway, short update:
Christmas Tree, A
Memories of a Soldier
Yobville
Updated Anime Advisor
(5/5/02)
No reviews this update, I'll try and update sometime next week. This update I bring you "Anime Advisor", a place where I suggest Animes you've got to see if your a fan of Animes...... course if your a fan than you've probrobly already seen most of them. I only added the ones I could think of off the top of my head. I'll admit that animes do influence the way I direct which was something I tried to get across in TH2.
And with that, I close todays update.
(5/1/02)
A vezy small update, class is finnaly over so things should start to pick up.
Father
Misconception
(4/25/02)
Todays update is brought to you by Tuna peppered so lighty with Midback and a dash of Redwampa.
Alternate Vlarion 3
Darkness Within 2
Doom
Father
Tom, Dick and Harry: Episode 1
Updated Movie Awards Section
(4/14/02)
The air is calmer now a days, yes, yes its much calmer these days. Only a few more things to complete class wise so I should have some more free time on my hands...... well thats it and Nuts 3 continues in its slow production, but at least its being made! Yeah. Anyway, 6 reviews with one from Middy and a guest review from Palmer.
Alternate Vlarion 2
Bastard and Boiler (unfinished)
Escape and Sacrifice
Wouldnt It Be 1
Wouldnt It Be 2
Wouldnt It Be 3
(4/4/02)
Well I lied about updating on Wendsday, Im pushing it back to Monday maybe. Its nearing the end of the semester and alot of crapypoo is going on right now. Had to memorize over 100 damn terms for Humanties since the professor only gives two tests the whole semester! Bleehhhh!!! Then the other half of the tests are written in essay form where I had to BS about the change in culture between the 18th and 19 century. Summer wont come soon enough.
(3/24/02)
No update this week, 3dmm CD is corrupt due to.... unforseen..... factors........"cough"...... Ive already ordered a new one and should have it in time for next update.
(3/18/02)
Another small update as Review Central drags ever onwards toward the bleak horizon. Where is it going? Why does it suffer so? Does it not know that over that horizon lies yet another wasteland of nothing? Nay, nay I say, for hope shall soon come as it always has in the past. And its with this thought and this thought alone that the RC creature continues it endless journey..... to somewhere...... to some place in time.
Again, small update with a guest review from Chris Palmer.
Geopardy
Long Short Nightmare (As Requested)
Sailor Moon (Reviewed Twice)
Updated Links Section
Updated Movie Awards Section.....Okay I lied, bad joke.
(03/11/02)
Sooooo.... whats this? Another dry period for 3dmm? Eh?! Well Im not helping things much either, just finished over 100 scenes for Ghost in the Shell and Ive started back on Nuts 3 again.....so yeah. And Ive been meaning to update that "weekly screen shot" section but Im trying not to give to much details about the movies away. One review:
Assassins
Updated Dead 3dmmer List
(3/04/02)
Kind of in a rush today, so without further adu.
Hangman (Reviewed Twice)
Remember
Palmer the Traveler (As Requested)
Updated Movie Awards Section
(2/25/02)
How strange that Im having these damn 3dmm dreams all of a sudden.......whats that you ask? What was it about? Well Im glad you asked, sit back and listen to the plot of a movie I'll never make but was trying to in the dream with some other 3dmm director in a wheel chair....which I kept trying to push him into a lake...... but thats another story for another time.
Okay, well me and this director (remember his name being King or something, it was some big 3dmm director which I never heard of and everyone was like "Ohhh its King!" and "He was the best way back when!" So for some reason he's doing a movie with me and we come up with this plot about a bunch of monkeys living in this park of the future with a dome covering them. The dome has been abandoned for along time.... I guess humanity had a war or something, anyway the monkeys are visited by two men who uncover something terrible protecting the monkeys, its some big rat demon thing that screams like a banshee and walks on two legs. The rat demon thingy lives in an old massive house with straw/grass for a roof, mud for walls and wood put in places to hold the structure. (There was a sad sounding soundtrack while it showed the house......I got the impression all the inhabitants were murdered by the rat thing)
And thats bassicly all I remember from that, yep, anyway the update:
Next Door (As requested)
Zombie
Zombie 2
Zombie 3
Updated Movie Awards Section
(2/18/02)
Well some insignificant little shit thought he could send me a worm titled "Cassie's Story", anyway thats been taken care of. Muahahaahah!!! Anyway, the small update.
In the Box
To Cute for Comfort (As requested)
The Well
Updated Movie Awards Section
(2/10/02)
Ahhhhh, blessed be the server that has granted me access back to my normal crappy 33k connection. Blessed be the server, blessed be. In other news Ive managed to my hands on this Medal of Honor Allied Assualt that everyones been talking about so I'll have to check it out sometime...... like tommorow maybe since Im taking a half day. Who knows...... Anyway, enough with the babble, todays reviews are brought to you mostly by da Tuna with a dab of Midback and a sprinkle of Redwampa. Mmmmmmm.....
Hangman
Litterbug 2 - Finished
Life of Augustus
Remember 2001
Tire-Guy - Episode 37: Let's be Friends!
Two of a Kind (Reviewed Thrice)
Updated Move Awards Section
(2/05/02)
Connections really shoddy tonight and was even more shoddy yesterday, took about 20 mins just to log on to Homestead and I cant check my damn email either since the "server failed to respond", bah. So I'll just upload this page and hold the update untill this sunday or sometime sooner when I get my connection back.
(1/27/02)
Small update, yep.
Baked Goods 3
Remember 2001
Updated Movie Awards Section
(1/20/02)
Allright I'll admit that I voted on the 3dmm.com awards but what you may not know is that...well.... I didnt vote in the categorys that had me listed. Yeah, its stupid I know but Its just how I felt like voting in it, thereby not effecting if I win or loose the award. ;) I mean take the 2000 elections, dummy ole George Bush won by just a few hundred votes..... course now that he's one this war against terror he aint such a bad Pres after all. Makes me wonder if Al Gore would of done the same thing..... puzzling......
Deep Under
Just One Story
Littlebug 2 (Finished)
Star Wars: Dark Side of the Force Part 1 (Reviewed Twice)
Updated Movie Awards Section
Updated Misc Downloads Section
(1/13/02)
Managed to get all 7 requested reviews done, and a review from Tuna. Plus class has started back so thats another dent in my free time BAH!! Doubt the site will suffer but production of movies might...ehh....who knows.... time will tell. Todays update is brought to you by Tracy Lawrence's country tune: "I see it now"..... ahhh memories. =P
Amazingly Pointless Adventures of Gustave!, The (As requested)
Eirik VS. Fredrick (As requested)
Life of Frogman, The
Halloween Sniper (As requested)
Still Motion 1 (As requested)
Still Motion 2 (As requested)
Still Motion 3 (As requested)
X-treme (As requested)
Updated Dead 3dmmer List
(1/07/02)
Just a quicky update today.... its amazing how much crap can build up in one day....and I'll just leave it at that. I did manage to get one review done and I'll most likely have all 7 requested reviews done by next update as well.... I mean have the movies downloaded and all its just a ummmm..... time thing? Yeah? Anyway, todays update is brought to you by Midback, Tuna, and a Guest review by Chris Palmer.
A Call to Arms
Deep Under
Scrooge
Still Motion Series(Guest Review)
The Snowman
Updated Movie Awards Section
Updated Dead 3dmmer List
Ohhh and specail thnx to Fredrick A. who reminded me that Explode Productions still existed and had a christmas update as well. In other words I was finnaly able to download Scrooge, yay! ;D
(1/01/02)
Happy New Year! Well I know I said I would update on Monday but I guess I just wasnt thinking when I typed it.... It was NEW YEARS! BAH! I also tried downloading stuff from 3dmm.co.uk's chirstmas update but all the damn links dont work....... had something to do with Travis Well leaving? This I am not to clear on..... I mean he was making progs for 3dmm for christ sake why just pack up and leave? Well whatever it was hopefully he'll come back in time.
The updates rather small considering 3dmm.co.uk's demise, so I visited Prof Spaz's website and downloaded some stuff from him from one of my favorite series. I'd really like to see other peoples movies from that christmas update like "Scroge" and Spaz's "Revenge" thing so any links to them would be much appreciated.
Wouldnt It Be Christmas Special
Wouldnt It Be Halloween Special
Le Jetee 3 (As Requested)
Updated Movie Awards Section
Updated Dead List
(12/23/01)
Well Ive finished "The Snowman" now its all up to Will to do that dang fangled Christmas Update...... course if that never happens I'll just send it on to someone else..... someone more reliable!! =P Anyway, ze update:
Kinda Screwed 5
A Call to Arms
La Jetee 2 (As Requested)
Updated Movie Awards Section
