When you have a site this disorganized, you need a place to throw random crap. So. Here it is. Moments of Stupidity Sairie:           "I was coming out of a store with my mom after buying some art supplies, and as I went to put my change into my wallet I noticed my $10 bill was gone. I was furious. I yelled really loudly to my mom 'THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! SOMEBODY STOLE MY TEN DOLLARS! I BET IT WAS CLAIRE, THE BASTARD!!!!' Then my mom kindly informed me that I had used the ten dollar at the cash *-*"           "We were in the elevator going up to our condo on the 16th floor, and my mom was telling me how when she was a kid they used to press all the buttons in the elevator just to piss the next person that got in off. I got really excited and she told me I could do it! So I hurried over to the button panel and pressed all of the buttons. She failed to mention that you usually do it right before you get off. We stopped at the 8th floor, the 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th and 15th. At each floor my mom whacked me over the head" Zephyr           "When I had just started on the chat scene of the internet, I didn't know any of the acronyms. The one that confused me the most was LOL. I couldn't figure out what it meant. So one day I decided to suck it up and ask. "Hey, I know this sounds really stupid, but can you tell me what LOL means?" Immediately, everyone in the chat said "laugh out loud". So I replied that I understood I'm pretty dense, but still I'd like to know. So again, they replied "laugh out loud". At this point I was getting somewhat vexed. I said again that yeah, I am kind of dense, but still, could they please tell me what LOL meant? Finally someone typed laugh out loud and I finally caught on."           "In math class I was trying to do a problem, and I had to figure out if 271 was a prime number. So I started dividing it by random numbers to see what could be a multiple. Anyway, I decided to try 10. So I punched it in on my calculator and got 27.1, which I found to be an amazing coincidence until I realized..." Funny Things To Do To People Sairie: (I did this to my mom in the middle of the shopping mall) When in the midst of a playfight or a joking argument, or if you are really evil during a real argument, with your mother in a public place, say really loudly so everyone near by can hear "MOMMY MOMMY, ARE YOU GOING TO HIT ME LIKE YOU DO AT HOME?" What can she do? Hit you? (My mom did this to me and my sister) Tell little kids that when the DickyDee Boy (icecream guy that rides around selling icecream and the likes) rings his bell, it means he is empty.

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Links           Humanaha. Here are some banners to link to Badkamer. If you have submitted something, you must link to us. C'mon party people, spread the word! (And I will add you to the link archive at sairie.com)