DO NOT ASK WHY THE CHICKENS CROSSED THE ROAD. I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. THEY WERE GOING TO THE BARN TO SEE
"THE ONE-LEGGED CHICKEN!"
Do you like true stories? I do,
That's why I'm singing this song.
A song about a one-legged chicken,
Who lives in the straw on the floor in my barn.
I remember the day she was hatched out,
The vet came to see her, and said,
"She has only one leg, she'll never grow up."
He said, "That chick would be better off dead."
I said, "No let's just let her keep growing,
We'll just wait and see how she gets."
Before very long she was hopping,
And pecking and chasing the bugs with the rest.
And now she is a beautiful chicken,
Though she has only one leg.
When I go to see her each morning,
She hops from the nest...
And she leaves me an egg!.
And she cackles!
Do you like true stories? I do,
That's why I've sung you this song.
The song about the one-legged chicken,
Who lives on the floor in my barn.
I'VE SEE THAT SAME HAIRDOO AT WAL*MART!
MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH BEING A PICKY SHOPPER!
THE BALLADEER & STORYTELLER, MR. TOM. HALL, WROTE AND RECORDED THIS HAPPY AND HUMOROUS SONG IN 1974.
HE IS SINGING HIS SONG.
This page was last updated: May 10, 2008
SEE OTHER TOM T. HALL WEBBERS!
"BACK WHEN GAS WAS 30 CENTS A GALLON" IN MUSIC BOOK #1, "I LOVE LITTLE BABY DUCKS"
AND "I TOOK A MEMORY TO LUNCH" IN MUSIC BOOK #3, "OLD DOGS & CHILDREN" IN THIS
MUSIC BOOK, AND "THE YEAR CLAYTON
DELANEY DIED" IN MUSIC BOOK #8.
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