1) DAPPER SAPPER He signed up within 5 minutes HOGTOWN
2) NEW SHOEZ Everyone knows he's gay HOGTOWN
3) BIG STONZ If ya can call a filbert big WNY FOOLMOON
4) SPANKS MY MINKEY She always welcums new batteries WNY FOOLMOON
5) SEX TOY She likes to go down under! HOGTOWN
6) HUNG LIKE THIS EERIE'S NEXT co-GM! PISSBURGH
7) J WALKER Corona drinking bitch PISSBURGH
8) COUGAR One wild pussy HOGTOWN
9) ROBINWOOD Viagar WOOD help FLOUR CITY
10) BAD SEMEN He's got a whale of a load! READING
11) EAR of the SPERM Takes it up the ass like a man DECOC
12) SPERMIT Too Loose said he could CUM PITTSBURGH
13) SWINGS BOTH WAYS Wal Marts King of Swimwear ! EERIE
14) 4-F YOU prefers finger condoms PISSBURGH/ HERSHEY
15) RUSTY PRICK Let RUSTY do the reach around on U ! DECOC
16) BUTT UGLY What a fine woman he makes! HOGTOWN
17) MRS. ROBINSON Shaves in the pool HOGTOWN
18) HYPNOTITS Plays well with self! PISSBURGH
19) HO What do key fobs in the pussie mean? EERIE
20) SIR LICKSALOT HO will vouch for him! EERIE
21) STEAMER Scares the hell out of VEGGIES DECOC
22)RA Envies Humpty Dumpty's dick HOGTOWN
23)H2HO The best of the HO'S HOGTOWN
24)ROSE EH? Let the biotch live ON ON ON &ON!! HOGTOWN
25)WET N'DIRTY EERIE's NEXT G.M with TOO LOOSE! HOGTOWN
26)CIRCLE JERKINATOR Plays well with self HOGTOWN
27)MANTIES Has an underwear fetish PISSBURGH
28)WHIP IT OUT Betty Crocker was childhood idol ANN ARBOR
29) DICK TRACI Busy planning flight 500 EERIE
30) CHEMICAL WHOREFARE Mastering the DICK EERIE
31)TENDER VITTLES Squeals like a pig in bed EERIE
32)DINKY DUNKER Love his BIG BOY TOY EERIE
33) SHORTKUNTE Always appreciates new batteries! EERIE
34)CHOCOLATE STARFISH WEARS the shredded cheese? EERIE
35) MISS LIBERTITTIES WEARS FISHnet Stockings while fishing! EERIE
36)SCHLABOTNIK the RUSSIAN SAUSAGE MULLET Loves to BLOW things up EERIE
37) BEER TOOL Sexiest little pHOtographer in the hash! EERIE
38) DUKE OF HURL Reportedly been spotted panhandling at Airport PISSBURGH
39) PRICK HER Don't punture her flotation devices! PISSBURGH
40) VIRGIN COCKSTALKER One good COCK deserves another! EERIE
41) IS IT MY TURN? You GD better beleive it is!!! EERIE
42) DAMN IT & DAMN IT and FUCK U you FUCKIN FUCK! MOTOWN
43)FLAB I'm pregnant again! and it ain't FLAB! HOGTOWN
44) MOONMAN She IS HOt, but with my problems, thank GOD for viagara! HOGTOWN
45)GOLDEN SHOWERS HOw to get rid of a one night stand PISSBURGH
46)BUMING A FAG Gets about as excited as 3 peas in a pod! HOGTOWN
47) AIMSLOW Stepping on cow pies brings good luck. HOGTOWN
48) CHAPPED LIPS Guess HOw her lips got chapped?!?! H5
49) Lil SPERMAID I often want to drown my troubles, but my best friend won't swim with me! H5
50) YTBN Alan Why does he keep his hands in his pockets? H5
51) FINGER IN Nothing wrong with the finger in!! SUMMIT
52) TUBSLUT We tH0ught there were no women in Rumson the hash... RUMSON
53) FLICKER WH0 WANTS HER PANTIES? PISSBURGH
54) HASH HOOTS I bet UDDERS little red wagon has been in her little red garage! BUFFALO
55) UDDER Turn the udder cheek! BUFFALO
56) KGB Kisses Girls Butts!! PISSBURGH
57) PANIC BUTTON Takes viagara for insufficient funds. H5
58)SHNIZZLE SCHTICK Uses penis to stir cocktails. NITTANY
58) WILLY WANKER Screws asses and elephants, but not at the same time. HALVE MEIN
59) GIGGLES Can live without a man, but not wothout the music. H0GTOWN
60) RUB A DUB Will only fuck in public places H0GTOWN
61) BABY SPEWIE pronounces 11 as onety one PISSBURGH
62) FINGER FOOD Lives by the messages in chinese fortune cookies. PISSBURGH
63) BIRD BRIAN Finally got laid !!! H0GTOWN
64) YTBN Allison NICE CAMEL TOE!!!!!!! EERIE
65) ANTICOCH Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. SUMMIT H3
66) EUROPE'AN WHORE Did she ever tell you about her 7 daughters? BOSTON
67) TAMPON of the OPERA Bleaches her muff every Easter EERIE
68) YTBN Matt Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. EERIE
69) LOVES A LUBE JOB Has a velvet lined pussy! EERIE
70) PIG F*CKER Sheep are hard to cum by. HALF MEIN
72) SUX 2 BLOW Wonders if animals like oral sex. NITTANY
73) MENAGE BLOW On the other hand, he has different fingers. EERIE
74) BACK DOOR BUZZ Would rather use a litter box daily. H0GTOWN
75) FLYER Plans to be spontaneous tomorrow. H0GTOWN
76) DOGGY STYLE Prefers the cat H0use over the dogH0use! NY
77) MOUNT ME IN THE MUD Learned to dance while waiting for the bathroom. BUFF
78) CASKET CASE Looking for friends. H0GTOWN
79) BROWN & RUNNY Hates it when his toupee is messed up! COWTOWN
80) NARCO POLO Says ear wax is a definite turn on! PISSBURGH
81) ULTIMATE Can't find small enough condoms to fit. H0GTOWN
82) BOTTOM SCRAWLER I'm hard everywhere! H0GTOWN
83) DRUMMER Prefers a threesome with experienced convicts H0GTOWN
84) DAVE the MASON Out on work release to cum to EERIE'S 15TH ANAL-VERSARY RUMSON
85) CAPTAIN PRICKHARD There's nothing like hardwood in the morning! H0GTOWN
86) U-WHORE-U Named her pussy "Captain" H0GTOWN
87) OFF TUNA Consumes excrement while chewing breath mints. H0GTOWN
88) ORAL SOX Makes dreams cum true! H0GTOWN
89) TWO JUGS Has nightmares every night. H0GTOWN
90) PORN TO FAIL Uses cucumbers to prevent conception SHIT HASH
91) Mystery Hasher #1 Researches aphrodisiacs for arousal Alcatraz
92) Mystery Hasher #2 Uses crude oil for lubricant. Alcatraz
93) YTBN John Reputedly, has sex with martians during full moons. PISSBURGH
94) BIG 7 BEN Skin tight pants look best on his beast! PISSBURGH
95) RALPHY the FRATT BOY
96) BOTTOM SCRAWLER
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TH0SE highlighted in GREEN did not CUM! Hint....no's 15, 16, 17, 68
