You know you work in a non-profit theatre if....
...Your living room sofa spends more time on stage than you do.
...You have your own secret family recipe for stage blood.
...You have ever appeared on stage wearing your own clothes.
or in our case, the cast is wearing my clothes...You've ever driven around the back of stores looking for discars that can be used as set pieces
...you can find a prop in the prop room that hasn't seen the light of day in ten years, but you don't know where your own vacum cleaner is.
...you have a Frequent Shopper Card at the Salvation Army
...Rogers and Hammerstein is synonomous with 3 months of Rehearsals
...You start buying your work clothes at Goodwil so you can buy your costumes at the Mall
...You've ever taken time off your job to work on the show.
...You've worked your vacation time to coincide with "Hell" week
...You've ever cleaned a tuxedo with a magic marker.
...Your family is more than 50% of the staff.
...You've ever appeared on stage in an outfit held together with hot glue (or staples).
...You name your son Samuel and tell him that his middle name is in honor of the French side of the family.
...You've ever appeared in a show where tech week is devoted to getting the running time under four and a half hours.
...You've ever appeared on stage in an English drawing room murder mystery where half the cast spoke with southern accents.
...You think Neil Simon is a misunterstood genius.
...You've ever appeared in a show where the cast out-numbered the audience 2 to 1.
...You've ever gotten a part because you were the only one who showed up for auditions.
...You've ever gotten a part because you were the only male who showed up for auditions.
...the audience recognizes you the minute you walk on stage because they saw you taking out the trash before the show.
...You've ever menaced/threatened anyone with a gun held together (or made out of) electrical tape.
... You've ever had to haul a sofa off stage wearing an evening gown and heels.
...You've ever had to haul a sofa off stage wearing an evening gown and heels--and you're a guy.
... You've ever played the father of someone your fathers age
...Your kids know your rehearsal schedule better than you do.
...Your kids know your lines better than you do.
...Your kids deliver your lines better than you do
...You gt home from rehearsal and have to go back to the theatre because you forgot you kids.
...You've ever apppeared in a show where an actor leaned out through a window without opening it first.
...You actually know the difference between GOOD Shakespeare and BAD Shakespeare, and have tried to explain the difference.
...You have ever had to play a drunk scene opposite someone who was really drunk.
...You've ever heard a director say, "Try not to bump into the furniture" and mean it.
...You've ever appeared on stage with people you're related to
...You've ever heard the head of the set construction crew say "Just paint it black-no one will ever see it".
...You've ever said "Don't worry--use the duct tape and if that doesn't work we'll just hot glue it"
... The set designer has ever told you not to walk on the left half of the stage because the floor is still wet--five minutes before curtain.
...You've ever been told that the reason your director has no eybrows is because he/she handled special effects for the last show.
And the # 1 Way you know ...
If you think back over the years and can only remember what year it was by what show WCT was doing!
