Videos for Kimberly to watch

Kimberly wants to watch videos, but we don't want her to be able to click on YouTube links, so we're embedding the videos she can watch here.

Just the Taste

I let Kimberly chew her first piece of gum today, with the rule that she can't swallow the gum, she can only chew it.

She's come up to me 3 or 4 times with this:

"Mom, I'm not swallowing the gum. I'm just swallowing the taste."

Agree to Disagree

Well Mom, I guess we'll just have to say that you can say it your way, and I can say it my way, but my way is right.

Oh man, I'm in trouble.

Brown Eggs

A few weekends ago, we were grocery shopping, and Kimberly insisted I buy Brown Eggs. OK, that's fine. I'm not sure why she wants me to, but I won't argue.

The next morning, I'm making French Toast, and she checks with me to make sure I am using the Brown Eggs. I assured her I was, and asked her why she wanted the brown eggs. Her answer:

"Well, I like chocolate, and I was thinking.....maybe the eggs that are brown.....maybe they have chocolate in them"

Eleven Times

Kimberly is in the bathtub, and she is picking up a squirty toy with her teeth, and then spitting it back in the water, laughing hysterically.

I'm doing a Sudoku, waiting for her to be finished playing

She keeps asking me to watch her, and I do, but after the first 3 or 4 times........it's the same thing, right??

So finally, she says, "Mommy, watch me"

and I say, "Kiddo, I've already watched you do that 10 times"

And she says, "Well, mommy, you need to see it Eleven!"